Howard Stern is at it again, and is apparently trying to arrange a beauty contest with Tiger Woods' mistresses.Â TMZ reports:
Tiger Woods Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, would be game to compete in the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant, thrown by Howard Stern, but can't because of her settlement with the golfer ... sources tell TMZ. A diabolical plan, however, is now in play.
We've learned one of Rachel's friends is approaching Howard's people today, asking that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete against the other living, breathing contestants.
Wow, she really does want to be involved.Â Methinks she is definitely the most business-savvy of all the other mistresses, who have since whined in press conferences about not getting apologies.Â This woman took the money and ran. Well played, me'lady.Â Well played.
According to TMZ, Stern has 4 mistresses already committed, but won't say who they are at this point.Â Let's see, that leaves...what, like 54 more women to go?Â From what I've seen of these gals, I think a more appropriate idea would be "The Best of the Butterfaces" contest.Â Jussayin'.