Scotty Lago Party Pics Not Sexy Like Celebrity Curlers

The Scotty Lago party pic controversy, in which the half-pipe bronze medalist did shots and let a female admirer bite down on his medal (not a euphamism), is distracting us from the real sexy escapades during these 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. I'm talking, of course, about the sport of curling.

I mean take a long look at the above picture. The Russian curling team. If there are two words I'd never expect to follow the adjective sexy it's "Russian" and "curling." Not to be outdone is American curling cutie Nicole Joraanstad, the Lindsay Vonn of rolling rocks on ice.

There's something in it for you ladies, too. Like French curling champion Thomas Dufour. Played in the movie by Gerard Butler.

Or Japan's Mari Motohashi who gives max effort on every play.

Sweden's Fredrik "Somebody's" Lindberg "baby" has a whole Bradley Cooper thing going on.

And Great Britain's Eva Muirhead is a little like Avril Lavigne, if Avril meditated and wore awesome slacks.

The best part of it all, these are adults. Not like Scotty Lago, and these other young turfs. Snowboarding there way into lascivious situations at bars that hang hockey jerseys on the walls. "Grown and sexy" I believe is the term. So care about curling, for at least another two days. Check out the rest of the curling hotties, below: