Club music is the worst, but here's what's not the worst: falling in love, very publicly, with a nightclub club DJ. Right Lindsay Lohan?
According to hot gossip, "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak and female Miami club DJ Tracy Young are dating and in love. The two met when the DJ agreed to do a remix of Kim's dance single "Tardy for the Party," and now I can't believe I'm writing this...
Anyway, they've been dating for 3 months, and there are rumors of marriage. In Canada. One would think.
Let me be the first to say that there is no truer love than the one between a real-life lesbian and a celebrity who thinks she's a lesbian, depending on her publicist. They said it wouldn't last between Ellen and Anne; or between Lindsay and Samantha Ronson. They said it wouldn't last, but they were wrong! Hold on ... I'm being handed something ... oh ... huh ... okay, turns out they were exactly right about it not lasting.