Octomom to star in "Octo-gasms?"Â Okay, okay, so that might not be the working title, but you just know it would be something along those lines.Â The news story broke recently that Nadya "Octomom" Suleman has been too busy going on The View and other ridonkulous nonsense to take the time to make her mortgage payments, and her home is on the brink of foreclosure.Â Now, the latest from this front is that she is being offered a job in porn in exchange for the payment she needs to make on the house.Â TMZ reports:
TMZ has obtained a letter from Steven Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, to Octomom, in which he offers to pay off the balance due on the house -- around $460,000 -- if she's willing to take it lying down.
Hirsch writes in the letter, dated March 20, "We have extensive experience in working with beautiful and sexy women." Hirsch cites Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand, and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty.
Listen, I don't want to make this story more disgusting than its natural potential, but has anyone thought about the implications of what birthing all those babies has done to her body?Â Does the term "It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" mean anything to anyone?Â Jussayin'.Â But as these pics from X17online depicts, it just might do it for anyone with a breastfeeding fetish.