How many people still care about David Hasslehoff? Not many. That's why he's the prime candidate to be roasted on Comedy Central! Entertainment Weekly reports that the Hoff himself is scheduled to get roasted August 15th.
And the Hoff is apparently very excited.
"I'm honored that Comedy Central is going to get Hoff on me," is reportedly what the Hoff told Entertainment Weekly.
Good job, Dave. Using your own name as a verb in a sentence completely about you. One wonders how they'll even be able to roast you. Baywatch did you good, tiger.
Should we stop calling him the Hoff now?