Jerry Lewis Would 'Smack' Lohan and Spank Hilton?

Jerry Lewis recently stated he would "smack" Lindsay Lohan and "spank" Paris Hilton! No, Lewis was not talking about an x-rated film he wanted to do with Lohan and Hilton. He was raging about their horrible behavior and what he would do to them! Although, it does sound a bit kinky!

So what gives Jerry Lewis the right to say such things? For one, he's quite old, 84, to be exact so could he really even smack or spank Lohan and Hilton? They may be troublemakers but both celebrities are years younger and can probably outrun Lewis if it came down to it!

Here's what Jerry Lewis told Inside Edition:

"I would smack her in the mouth if I saw her. Then I'd be arrested for abusing a woman. I would then say, 'You deserve this and nothing else - whack!' And then if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her.

Then I'd put her in rehab. She doesn't have the right to do to herself what she is doing. She's not hurting my business, what she is doing is hurting herself. And it hurts me for her."

Well, it's good to see that Lewis seems to really care about Lindsay Lohan but one can argue his statements are a bit extreme! As for Hilton, here's what Lewis had to say:

"The same thing with Paris Hilton - those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying ... 'Can you please help me?'"

Actually, what Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton will probably do when they read what Jerry Lewis wants to do to them is laugh. That's really the only thing that can be done in this case!

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© Sophie S. Benvenuti - 2010

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