Has Kevin Jonas already begun to spread his gazillion dollar seed?Â Uncle John's cousin Suzie's other cousin three times removed's hairdresser's gardener saw him buy a pregnancy test at a local drugstore.Â Really?Â Kevin Jonas would buy his own pregnancy test?Â Was Justin Bieber buying condoms in the next aisle?Â Feel free to take this with a massive boulder of salt but if this article on InTouchWeekly.com is accurate, girls all over the world will surely cry in pathetic solidarity:
An eyewitness spotted the happy couple at a Rite Aid pharmacy in West Hollywood on September 16 â€” and they were buying a home pregnancy test! A friend has revealed that for Kevin and Danielle, a baby wouldnâ€™t be out of the question, even though theyâ€™ve only been married for nine months. â€œTheyâ€™re mature for their age, and they want to start a family,â€ a friend says. â€œTheyâ€™d consider it a major blessing if Danielle was pregnant.â€
Is this guy in a lightning race to go through every major life event by the time he's 30?Â The guy's retirement will probably last 70 years.Â And yeah, that's jealousy talking.
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