Former E! Reality Star And Bling Ring Burglar Alexis Neiers Busted With Heroin

Is Alexis Neiers, star of the now defunct E! reality show Pretty Wild a masochist or is she just plain stupid? Or both? Meyers's recent life story reads like a bad Mad-TV sketch. It is truly a tale told by an idiot. Or in Neiers's case, lived by one.

Neiers first became infamous as a member of the "Bling Ring" a burglary posse that broke into and robbed the houses of such celebrities as Orlando Bloom and Lindsay Lohan. For her part in these crimes, she was arrested and sentenced to six months in jail. (Ironically, she served the last 5 days of that sentence in a cell next door to her former burglary victim, Lindsay Lohan. Talk about 6 degrees of separation.) Neiers was released in July after serving only 30 days.

That should have been enough to set Neiers's expensively shod feet upon the straight and narrow, but it wasn't. According to Popeater, the 19 year old model and former reality star failed to check in with her probation officer after her release. In fact, she never registered with the probabtion department. She never even called. Understandably, the police were eventually dispatched to her home with an arrest warrant for probabtion violation. Unfortunately, when the cops searched her home this morning, they found not only Neiers but also her stash of black tar heroin. Needless to say, she was promptly re-arrested.

The moral of this story? If you're determined (or just plain dumb enough) to ignore the rules of your probation, make sure you have no drugs in your home or on your person when the cops come calling, because eventually they will come calling. Even if you're a real celebrity. Which Neiers, alas, is not.