It looks like Jesse James is itching to recapture his title as the Most Hated Man In America.Â The motorcycle mogul, ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, and soon to be husband of tattoo artist/reality star, Kat von D. is writing a book.Â Yes, the Hitler impersonator is about to become a published author.Â He's already signed the contracts.
According toÂ Radar Online, Jesse James has just signed on with Simon & Schuster's Gallery Books to pen a tell-all tome in which he will reveal "intimate details about his marriage to Bullock and his budding romance with fiancÃ©e Kat Von D."Â Wow.Â Sounds like a real page turner, doesn't it?Â
The question is:Â why?Â One would think that, by now, Jesse would have had enoughÂ bad press and legal problems:Â his cheating scandal with multiple mistresses, his very public divorce from Bullock, his protracted custody battle with porn star ex-wife, Janine Lindemuller, and his inability to completely shake off the attentions of loose-lipped swastika model, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee who continues to trash him publicly at every opportunity.Â So why would he stir up the past by writing a book?
The answer of course, is money.Â The motorcycle king may not be quite as affluent as he once was.Â His famous L.A. motorcycle shop, West Coast Choppers closed its doors last year.Â His Discovery Channel reality show, Monster Garage no longer exists.Â The engagement ring he bought Kat von D. must have cost a fortune.Â And family court attorneys seldom work pro bono.Â At least not the good ones.Â
Well, here's wishing Jesse James success with his new endeavor.Â The book will no doubt rise quickly to the top of the New York Times Best Seller list.Â Infamy has always
paid better than artistry.Â Sad, but true.