Rihanna was recently photographed making out with "Justin Bieber" in an undisclosed location. Has Selena Gomez seen this photo? Is this flagrant exhibition of unabashed PDA the end of Jelena?
Relax. The kiss wasn't a real one. Or rather, the kiss was real, but the Biebs was not. As you can see in the photo here, Rihanna decided to channel Katy Perry who recently posed with a giant painting of her "adopted son," Justin Bieber. But Rihanna did Katy one better. She gave the giant Rolling Stone Magazine cover poster Biebs a big kiss right on his cardboard lips. Oddly enough, he doesn't seem particularly responsive. But he does seem somewhat startled. His hair is even standing on end.
Whether Selena Gomez has seen the photo is irrelevant, because if she has, it's doubtful that she'll care. However, the Monte Carlo star might want to keep a closer watch on her famous boyfriend's Tweets. In response to the Katy Perry photo, the (real) Teen Dream wrote on July 16:
@katyperry what the?!?! that dude has gorgeous locks but whats with the teeth?!?!? lol
A few days later, after getting a load of Rihanna's liplock with his poster, Justin Bieber Tweeted:
@rihanna i feel like you have the right focus. #anytime :) luv u 2
Yikes. That Tweet is innocent enough in itself. Sort of. However, it's well-known that Justin Bieber has always had a crush on Rihanna which predated his involvement with Selena Gomez. In fact, he asked RiRi for dates more than once, but she turned him down because of the difference in their ages. Should Selena Gomez be upset? Or at least be wary? After all, JB is getting older every day.
What do you think?
Note: Speaking of age. That poster "JB" looks awfully youthful. Not a day over 16.
Â© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.