Lindsay Lohan Asks Chris Brown For A Date Via...

Lindsay Lohan's remaining fans and supporters, friends, family, and even remotely concerned well wishers may as well pack it in and abandon her to her obviously pathological lust for self-destruction. It seems the former Disney starlet has just done something so patently insane that there can be no hope for her rehabilitation or even her survival. On August 28, Li Lo reportedly took to her Twitter account and asked Chris Brown for a date. The woman is doomed.

Whether Lindsay Lohan was having a psychotic break or she suddenly realized in a bizarre moment of clarity that she's a masochist, the former Mean Girls star posted the woman beating singer a straightforward simple invite.

"@chrisbrown," Lindsay Lohan tweeted, "wanna meet?"

Apparently, La Lohan was impressed by Chris Brown's performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. Earlier that evening, she'd posted a message praising his vocal and corybantic pyrotechnics.

"@ChrisBrown killed it #MTVVMAs," she tweeted.

So there you have it. Poor Lindsay Lohan. Hopefully after she sobers up--er--gets a good night's sleep, she'll realize the error of her ways and call the whole thing off. Or perhaps, CB won't be interested in meeting her, and he won't respond. Or maybe, they'll actually get together and go out. Maybe they'll start dating regularly and have a relationship. In which case, there could very well be an emergency room visit in the already troubled starlet's future.

Don't go, Lindsay.

Â© Hope Carson 2011

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.

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chris enwe Aug 29, 2011, 10:15pm UTC

So Hope. How long does a person have to go without hitting someone until they are allowed to make contact with a woman again. Should Chris be banished from contact with a woman forever? (Though he does have a girlfriend) I'm just curious because it has been almost three years and he still haven't touched anyone yet soo....

Hope Carson Aug 30, 2011, 5:24pm UTC

Yes, Chris. However he did throw that chair through the window, didn't he? And wasn't that because a woman made him mad by asking him a question he felt she had no right to ask. Scary to think what he would have done to that woman had they not been on camera....

chris enwe Aug 30, 2011, 5:43pm UTC

Well. That's just speculation/reaching. He denounced all his followers that said anything bad about robin roberts. Plus, you can find countless interviews where he is being interviewed by woman. I doubt that Chris, who was raised by a single mom, has a woman problem I think its more of an anger problem and I could understand if you said he needed more anger management. I, personally, just think there has to be an evolution where we discontinue being angry and let the guy live. If he hits another woman again then I would personally knock him out...just for you Hope.

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Debbie W. Aug 30, 2011, 5:28pm UTC

Lindsay Lohan is self-destructive, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. She has been given more chances than anyone to get her act together and simply keeps on spiraling downward. Her tweet to Chris Brown is not just a red flag, it's the red cape the matador waves in front of a bull.

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Chasity Sapp Apr 8, 2012, 3:10pm UTC

Blah blah blahh I'm just tired o hearing and seeing news about chrisbrown does everything he does or do ppl got too bring uph him nd Rihanna drama dam get over it this is lyk a new year that is done with still tlkin about that shit ....it wasn't you getting beat up why so concern it's done with

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