Justin Bieber shouldn't be hard to shop for this Christmas -- all girlfriend Selena Gomez has to get him to make him happy are a bunch of socks.
Well, a DNA test proving that he's not the father of Mariah Yeater's baby would also be a pretty nice Christmas gift, but hopefully he gets that little ordeal over with in time to celebrate the holidays without anything hanging over his head (other than a little mistletoe, of course).
And Selena Gomez will be thrilled to know that Justin will be pretty easy to please when she's doing her Christmas shopping -- apparently it's very important to the Biebs that he keeps his feet warm and comfy while he's touring, so he really appreciates getting his stocking stuffed with socks.
According to the Mirror, this is what Justin Bieber had to say about his appreciation for the oh-so-important fashion accessory: "I used to hate getting socks for Christmas. Really, Grandma? Like, socks? Why are you getting me socks? Now I travel so much, I don't have any socks, so I'm so happy when I get socks." (Grandma always knows best.)
So do you hear that, Beliebers? Lots of artists get women's underwear thrown at them when they're onstage, but tossing a nice pair of chenille socks to the Biebs is really the best way to win his heart (the ultra-soft and thick feet warmers would be perfect for the Canadian winter). And of course they would have to be in bright colors to match his extensive collection of high-tops and hoodies.
But while all Justin Bieber wants for Christmas are socks, his Beliebers just want to rock around the Christmas tree to his tunes on the album "Under the Mistletoe." It's just a shame he's already got his sneakers covered -- if he was dreaming of Nikes instead of socks, it would have been fun to lampoon his duet with Mariah Carey with a tune entitled "All I Want for Christmas Are Shoes."