Selena Gomez has heard all the rumors about Justin Bieber's obsession with the Playboy mansion and how much he loves hanging out there. And she isn't the least bit jealous. Or even worried. Why? Because it's all a lie.
According to Gossip Cop, the very idea of Justin Bieber hanging out at the Playboy mansion is almost as ridiculous as the thought of him fathering Mariah Yeater's love child. Furthermore, the reports that Biebs has been "spending lots of time at the Playboy mansion, [with]...unlimited access to the place, and even celebrated his [17th] birthday there" are as ludicrous as the report that it was his dad, Jeremy Bieber, who originally took him there.
The clincher of this bare-faced fabrication is the statement that "Selena is also invited anytime she wants as well." Can anyone imagine Selena Gomez, whose BFF is the almost preternaturally "good role model" Taylor Swift, even contemplating setting foot inside Hugh Hefner's modern version of Xanadu? Can anyone imagine her remaining in love and publicly involved with Justin Bieber if he went there even once--let alone regularly?
As if all that isn't proof enough that the Teen Dream does not hang out at the Playboy mansion, Justin Bieber's rep has confirmed to Gossip Cop that "he has never been" there.
So there you have it. Yet another storm in a teacup, hopefully, washed down the drain.
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Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.