Courtney Stodden, the teen bride, celebrated her first Christmas as a married woman. Er, scratch that, as a married teen. So, what did she think of Christmas with her husband? You only have to turn to her Twitter page to find out... as usual.
Courtney is never one to shy away from being sexy or provocative. Despite being just 17 years old, the blonde Pamela Anderson wannabe seems to think her sexiness is cool (which it's not) and also seems to think that her tweets make sense (which they don't).
Below is what she posted about Christmas "romance" (just the thought makes you want to gag!) with her 51-year-old creep of a husband.
"Romance becomes restless as I angelically swing above the bed wearing nothing but wings! Sweet dreams Xos."
Where does she come up with this stuff? It's like bad poetry, constantly coming out of her mouth but never making any sense.
What do you think of Courtney Stodden? Will she soon disappear from the celebrity world and become and old maid before her time? One can only wish!