Is Lady Gaga moving to the suburbs in Pennsylvania? It turns out that yesterday's news may just be a rumor. Mother Monster does not seem to be the soccer mom type just yet anyway.
Okay, so the original story had a source that claimed that Lady Gaga and rumored boyfriend Taylor Kinney headed to the countryside in Pennsylvania, trying to escape big city life. Specifically the singer and the Vampire Diaries star had settled on a nice, palatial 6,000 square-foot mansion.
The funny thing is that Lady Gaga has not even been out to see the house that she is reportedly eyeing. In fact, it was the real estate agent dressed in clothes that resembled Lady Gaga that might have gotten the neighbors all excited that the singer was moving to the neighborhood.
It was a Sunday and I decided to go check on all my properties. I usually dress really conservative, but on that day I was wearing my retro coat and my long blond hair was straight and down.
Add this to the fact that Gaga had been sort of nearby at some point, grabbing a bite to eat with Kinney, who has family in the area and the rumors start flying.
Look, at this point, Lady Gaga is having a difficult enough time keeping her clothes on, could this little town near Amish country have even handled her without going into cardiac arrest? Probably not.