Never missing an opportunity to stoop and slither for a little extra publicity, Paris Hilton recently stripped off for the cover of FHM and at the same time boasted about her special relationship with Prince William and Prince Harry.
The spoilt, indulged and fickle heiress to a billion dollar empire lived out her fantasies of being a proper princess when she boasted about her friendship with the heir to the British throne who alongside his wife Kate Middleton, doesn't seem particularly fussy about the company he keeps.
The dizzy blonde half-wit told FHM about her love for London whilst simultaneously managing to insult the entire male population of America by revealing, "I love the vibe in Britain, the people, the accent... British guys are really different to the guys in America - they're all such gentlemen and they're far more mature."
Posing in some skimpy heart speckled underwear with just her hair covering her modesty, the ridiculously rich and vulgar mannered blonde bombshell revealed, "It's just a different mindset. I've met a lot of nice British guys, I think the way that your parents raise you is a lot different, because you're so polite and sweet. British guys are really hot."
Obviously worn out by making cameo appearances on leaked sex tapes with dumb and brutish Yanks, the civilised and refined sex kitten goes on to elaborate about her relationship with Kate Middleton's husband 'Willy boy' and his younger brother Prince Harry, with the enigmatic phrase, "They're both very nice boys."
However, Paris Hilton's relationship with the British royals was cast into the shadows after the semi-naked media whore revealed in the same interview that she is somewhat disturbingly planning to release an album of house music this summer.
The 30-year-old hot-bed of talent warned, "I have a huge passion for house music."
Oh dear! Where's the headphones?