Super pregnant Jessica Simpson may have scheduled herself a C-section. Apparently, Jessica is opting to take the easy route like so many celebrities before her. It will either be because she doesn't want any vaginal stretching or because (probably) her sister Ashlee Simpson "was in labor for an entire three days." Well, if that whole vaginal stretching doesn't do it, labor for three days will.
A source said, "Jessica can't wait to become a mother, but she quickly decided that giving birth the old-fashioned way just wasn't for her. So she is planning a C-section in late April. She's already booked a $2,800 suite at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A."
Well there you have it. Jessica Simpson will go from pregnant to mommy within an hour or so. Come April, Beyonce's baby Blue Ivy Carter will be secondary news to Simpson's kid. And, of course, Hollywood will go on. Thank God for fame and nonsense.
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