Britney Spears' former "minder," Fernando Flores, has reportedly signed a million-dollar book deal for a tell-all exposing La Spears' drinking, threesomes, and lesbian orgies while on tour. But are his accusations true?
As if Britney Spears hasn't been through enough with losing her legal and personal autonomy, she and her "conservators" must now contend with accusations made in a new tell all book written by former police officer, Fernando Flores. In his tome, Flores claims Britney participated in "sex orgies, lesbian affairs and threesomes" while travelling on her concert tours. Apparently, the Spears tours were like Sodom and Gomorrah on wheels, and Flores personally watched Britney wallowing in the miasma of lust, licentiousness, debauchery, perversion, and sin that was her life on the road.
"Britney has a huge sexual appetite and, from what she told me, her tours were an anything-goes environment," Flores claimed."I heard stories of threesomes, orgies, girls making out Â— things that would make your hair stand on end. She had a lot of young, attractive dancers around her on tour, and things would get crazy. There was drinking, drugs, steamy sessions in hot tubs, all sorts of things."
He heard stories? The truth is Flores never saw any of this so-called "anything goes environment" with his own eyes. He only heard about it. In fact, everything he wrote about in his book was hearsay.
"I was in her bathroom and saw this picture of her in a tub with some girls. It was very sexual," Flores lied--er--continued. "She told me, 'That was on tour and s*** got crazy. I asked what she meant and she said they all got it on. Her and the girls."
Right. Flores reportedly has signed with a major publisher, and his book about his stint as Britney Spears' bodyguard will be released at approximately the same time Britney marries her long time boyfriend, Jason Trawick. Good grief.
If the name Fernando Flores sounds familiar, it's because Flores was the con artist--er--guy who tried to sue Britney for sexual harassment back in the day. Which was in itself patently ridiculous. Flores is no Robert Pattinson. It's hard to imagine anyone who isn't severely visually impaired wanting to have sex with him. The thought of a rich, famous, beautiful young woman like Britney Spears lusting after him is just plain ludicrous.
Here's an idea. Maybe Flores should contact and team up with Mariah Yeater, the woman who accused Justin Bieber of fathering her child. Flores and Yeater could co-author another book. A self-help tome perhaps. Lying for Dollars might be a good working title.
What do you think?
Â© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.