Rumor has it that George Clooney is already tired of Stacey Keibler and wants to dump her, but he doesn't know how to break it to her gently. The "perennial bachelor" has reportedly complained to friends that he feels it's time for La Keibler to skip off to wherever The Descendants star's discarded girlfriends go. Perhaps Stacey can do a stint on Dancing With The Stars. Oops. She's already done that.
If the rumors are true, George Clooney is also something Stacy Keibler has already done. According to Clooney's friends, she's already out the door. She just doesn't know it yet. Although a quick perusal of the National Enquirer will cure her ignorance. According to one of the tabloid's inside sources who just happens to be a close Clooney friend, George recently confided that Stacy is "everything that every man would want," but he is "ready to move on." But wait. If Stacy is so great, then what's the problem? Apparently, there isn't one. Their relationship has apparently simply "run its course." It was bound to happen sooner or later. Apparently, GC isn't "every man." Poor Stacy. Back to the WWE.
Or not. The intriguing question that truly inquiring minds should want to know is not whether George Clooney will dump Stacy Keibler. That's just a matter of time. The real question is: Does Stacy Keibler care? And the answer is: "Probably not." La Keibler's value as a celebrity has risen considerably due to her romance with George. She might even get a reality show.
You go, Girl.
Note: Somewhere Angelina Jolie, who reportedly despises Keibler, must be ecstatic. Or not. IfÂ—erÂ—when Clooney gives Keibler the boot, she'll be free to pursue Brad Pitt, on whom she was once rumored to have a crush. Oops.
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Hope Carson is the author of two booksÂ—A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.