Justin Bieber has just received an offer that he'll no doubt refuse. At least if his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, and his mother, Pattie Mallette, find out about it. One day after his 18th birthday, the Teen Dream got a once in a lifetime offer from a porn production company. And why shouldn't he? After all, he's an adult now, and as such, he's free to do all the things that other adults can do if they so choose. But will he choose to accept it? And if he does, what will Selena Gomez say? What will his beliebers say for that matter?
Relax, everybody. Before Selena and the beliebers try to band together to save Justin Bieber from himself, the porn company, Porn Hub, doesn't want JB to star in a porn film. They want to gift him with a free lifetime membership to their porn site.
To reiterate: What will Selena Gomez and the beliebers say?
"Welcome to the darkside @justinbieber--" Tweeted a Pornhub exec, "as a gift for your 18th birthday, I would like to honor you with a free Pornhub Premium membership."
So far, Selena Gomez's reaction to their offer is unknown. In fact, she may not even know about it. Interestingly, the beliebers ho have heard about it, don't seem all that shocked. In fact, some seemed positively gleeful about it.
"DON'T BE S FOOL JUSTIN. TAKE IT," Tweeted a boy belieber. "TAKE IT WITH BOTH YOUR F****** HANDS ON YOUR F****** KNEES."
"that's outrageous," wrote another. "I want to experience a premium membership."
Of course, those were boy beliebers. The girls were equally non-judgmental. They just seemed glad to hear any sort of sexy gossip about their idol.
"I'm actually dying omg," gushed one girl, adding "LOOOOOL"
And yet another wrote: "OMMGGGG LMAAAAAAOOOOO."
So, there you have it. Will Justin Bieber accept his latest birthday gift? What do you think?
Â© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.