With delivery only a short time away, Hollywood is virtually sitting on edge to see when Jessica Simpson will finally get rid of her enormous stomach and give birth to little Maxwell. Maybe then members of the media can focus on something else and get on with their lives. In the meantime, however, Simpson gives the world plenty of baby business to talk about and spares no details, regardless of how unpalatable the information may be.
One of the more recent comments Simpson made was in Monday's interview with Jimmy Kimmel. She appeared on his ABC show flaunting her perfect hair, fake smile and unbelievably big baby bump. Unsurprisingly, she breaks the headline news that pregnancy is uncomfortable, saying, "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!" Did viewers really hang on her every word to hear about her "hoo-ha" pain and how much she thinks will spew?
Although Jessica Simpson has made it abundantly clear that shy is not in her vocabulary, there really is a thing called taste, a quality she clearly lacks outside the fashion world. From here on out, she should kindly keep certain pregnancy details to herself.