Football hero and famous male virgin Tim Tebow reportedly has it bad for Dianna Agron who reportedly has an on again-off again boyfriend named Sebastian Stan. Agron apparently has it bad for her sometime beau because she seems to want no part of Tim. And, to think, he's already rejected Taylor Swift. What's a poor, pure boy to do?
Yes, unbelievably, the Ã¼ber religious, virginal NFL football star has somehow stumbled into a love triangle with Glee's Dianna Agron and Sebastian Stan. Tebow has been strenuously wooing Dianna, but so far, his efforts have come to naught. She and Stan have been dating for about a year, but their plans to live together fell through due to work commitments. Timmy thinks this might be his chance.
"Tim has made no secret that he likes Dianna, and told her so," tattles a source, "but she has remained faithful to Sebastian."
It is interesting that a man as religious as Tim Tebow would be interested in a woman who was allegedly willing to live in "sin" with her boyfriend without benefit of matrimony. That's shocking. As for Dianna, assuming that she is not a virgin, why on earth would she be interested in Tim Tebow?
Perhaps Tebow should try looking for love through a Christian matchmaker or dating service. That way, he could demand medical proof of each potential match's purity. But be careful, Timmy. Even that's not foolproof. Nowadays, they have those operations, you know.
Best of luck to all concerned.
Â© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.