Twihards, rejoice. Robert Pattinson is no longer "fat." Porcine Wendy Williams must now eat her words, and Kristen Stewart can breathe a sigh of relief, because RPattz has reportedly lost 10 lbs. And he's done it all in only 23 days. You go, RPattz.
In early April, hefty talk show host Wendy Williams dissed the Twilight heart-throb, describing him as "pudgy and pale," and suggesting that he join a gym and invest in some spray tan. Actually, La Williams might have done Rob a favor by criticising his body because he arrived at the Coachella Music Festival on April 22, looking trim and toned.
"It really looks like he's snapped out of party mode and back into discipline mode," opined weight loss expert Alicia Hunter. "Rob is young, so I bet it didn't take a whole lot of work to get back that broad-shouldered, little washboard waist all of us Twi-hards have come to know and love."
According to La Hunter, Rob has lost an estimated 10 lbs. most likely "through a combination of diet and exercise." Duh. That's the only foolproof way to do it.
"He probably dialed-down his empty carb consumption (read: less alcohol and late-night bar foods) and upped both his lean proteins and cardio," Alicia continued. "Rob definitely looks like he's been running on the beach and catching some waves... oh, and a shave!"
So there you have it. It looks like Robert Pattinson will have the last laugh on Wendy Williams who should take her own advice. The woman is a blimp. As for his lady-love Kristen Stewart, she's probably ecstatic to have the man she fell in love with back--physically speaking. During their PDA Coachella weekend, she was probably all over him like the proverbial--well, you get the picture.
You can see before and after pictures of the newly trim Robert Pattinson and his former fat self by clicking here.
Enjoy.
Note to Wendy Williams: Get on that paddle board, Girlfriend. Or that stairmaster. Or something.
© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.
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