Robert Pattinson Shows He Wants Kids--But Not...

Robert Pattinson is ready for kids, and he shows it every day of his life. In fact, he shows it every time he picks up a pen. According to a psychic/handwriting expert, Kristen Stewart's man definitely wants to have children, but he's "on the brink of something big with his career that will affect his relationship."

Little did the Twilight heart-throb know when he recently dined at a D.C. restaurant called The Majestic and autographed a menu for the chef's daughter that his signature would be analyzed by an expert who would release the results to the press. But that's exactly what happened. According to Linda Lauren, a self-described "fourth generation psychic medium," RPattz is feeling "positive and energetic." Ms. Lauren also sees him coming closer to a the dreaded "next level" in his relationship.

"It looks as though there will be some sort of an agreement that makes him closer to coming to a commitment stage in his relationship where you have to make a decision," La Lauren opined. "I'm not seeing them [Rob and Kristen Stewart] married. Right now, his writing says everything is about his career at the moment, but he wants kids. The little curly 'q' at end of his signature says he looks forward to multiplying himself."

Good grief. Robert Pattinson multiplying himself. Twihards will be ecstatic. But according to the psychic, they'll have to wait awhile before they hear the blessed pitter patter of little Pattinson feet.

"Right now everything will lead him to movie projects," says Linda. "There's something very big for him coming. It will be a regular gig. So the relationship will be tested as a result, but not in a bad way."

So, there you have it. Confusing as it is. Seems like Rob's life will be the best and the worst of times. He has a great professional future, but it will test his relationship but not in a bad way. Nevertheless, he and KStew will not get married. Oh well, it seems the bottom line of this story depends on whether you believe in psychics.

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.