Should Justin Bieber fret over girlfriend Selena Gomez's sexy new sartorial style?
The Disney starlet is probably just trying to shed her little girl image, and establish herself as a mature entertainer. What better way to accomplish that than by showing more skin?
The Wizards of Waverly Place actress should be cautious about dressing too skimpy, however, because she doesn't want to fall into the Miley Cyrus trap. Cyrus's skin-tight outfits and frequent wardrobe malfunctions have made her into a laughingstock.
It's hard not to feel empathy for these young actresses, though, because their every move is scrutinized like the Zapruder film. Is Gomez really that different from any other young women transitioning into adulthood?
Still, Bieber has to be a bit worried. One telltale sign a woman is dissatisfied in her relationship is when she ditches the sweatpants and sneakers for stilettos and mini-skirts. And, apparently, when a woman really wants to be alluring, she wears a lot of red, so Bieber should watch out for that as well.
Perhaps Gomez is just trying to keep her Canadian beau interested, and remind him of what he'll be missing if he decides to start banging some of his legion of groupies.