Poor Snooki. It seems being pregnant isn't really working out for her, and her fiancÃ© is a large part of the problem. Or, as he would no doubt rephrase it, the problem is her being so large. It seems the Jersey Shore star's baby daddy Jionni LaValle is so disgusted by the sight of her burgeoning baby bump that he refuses to have sex with her until after she gives birth. And that will be many moons from now. Needless to say, she is not amused.
"Jionni feels she's blown up like a big ol' beach ball!" tattled a source. "He thinks it's gotten to the point where they need to cool their jets till after the baby's born. Snooki exÂpects him to perform on demand any time of day or night. She's become one big, hot mess. She goes on crying jags one minute, and the next minute she's all lovey-dovey."
Of course, the reality star may be freaking out from more than just sexual frustration coupled with the hormonal changes of pregnancy. Reportedly, "the fact that Jionni was recently involved in a cheating scandal with 22-year-old party girl Erica Wecksler" doesn't exactly help.
"Jionni now feels he's beÂtween a rock and a hard place, especially because his cheatÂing rocked their relationship," says another insider. "While he's anxious to get back into Snooki's good graces and please her, the reality is he's just not that into her present engorged state. And he's now just biding his time until she has the baby!"
Hmmm. Was Jionni under the impression that pregnant women lose weight as the pregnancy progresses? If the guy is so disgusted by the sight of a baby bump, then why didn't he simply tell her not to get pregnant--like, duh, months ago? Or safer still, why didn't he take reproductive matters into his own hands by wearing a condom?
Note to the Snookster: Dump this jerk and have the baby on your own. You surely must be financially secure by now.
Â© Hope Carson 2012