Rihanna Romanced by Man-Whore Alexander Skarsgard--What Will Chris Brown Say?

Rumor has it that Rihanna has been hooking up with True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard. And apparently she's not the only one. Man-whore Alex has been dating Snow White and the Huntsman star Charlize Theron and an Italian skydiver named Roberta Mancino.

According to sources, RiRi and Alex got to know each other in the Biblical sense when the two were promoting their new film, Battleship, in Tokyo.

"They went to a geisha bathhouse," claimed a source. "They were drinking, and before you knew it they were in a corner getting hot and heavy."

That sounds nice, but according to the same sources, Skarsgard has been getting hot and heavy with Mancino for a few months and their romance shows no signs of cooling off.

"He and Roberta have been seeing each other for a few months," confirms the source. "He's been courting her and taking her out to dinner a lot. It's not a serious relationship, but they look forward to hanging out together even more. They really like each other."

Goodness, Alexander Skarsgard is certainly "promiscuous." Of course, Rihanna is used to sharing a man by now, considering the triangular situation that still obtains between RiRi, Chris Brown, and his "official" girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. And speaking of the judgemental Mr.Breezy, it will be interesting to see how he'll react to the news that Skarsgard is hooking up with his ex. Will he threaten Alex as he allegedly did with Ashton Kutcher? Or will he simply tweet another ridiculous judgmental message like the misogynistic slur he recently posted to diss Rihanna? Will he call Alexander Skarsgard a 'ho? Possibly. But speaking of sex negative slurs and filthy names, has Chris Brown ever looked in the mirror? Does he think he's still a virgin?

Seriously, it's refreshing to see that single heterosexual men are now being slandered and labeled with slurs for being healthily sexual adult human beings just as women always have been. It's not necessarily good, but it is refreshing. Negative equality is better than none.

Just saying.

© Hope Carson 2011

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter

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