Poor Jennifer Aniston. Rumor has it that it's finally happened. Justin Theroux has reportedly had a change of heart about marrying the Wanderlust star—at least anytime soon. And his excuse—er—reason for doing so is shocking. Apparently, he couldn't deal with her incessant obsessing over her ex-husband Brad Pitt and his soon to be wife, Angelina Jolie. Having finally had enough, Justin told Jen that he was postponing their wedding indefinitely. Yikes. Sounds permanent.
If the stories about La Aniston collapsing when she got wind of the Jolie-Pitt wedding are true, then Justin Theroux has a point. Why would anyone want to marry a lover who is still obsessed with his or her ex? Why bother? Also, as several fan sites have pointed out, perhaps Theroux was feeling left out. After all, the media constantly harps on the Jolie-Pitt-Aniston triangle. Could it be that he just wants some attention?
"She and Justin were knee-deep in wedding preparations when Jen got the shattering news that Brad and Angie were announcing their enÂgagement and making plans to wed this year," tattled an insider. "She wholeheartedly believes that Angie engineered the timing of the engageÂment announcement to Brad to get in another dig. Jen is more furious than heartbroken. She feels like she's been stabbed in the back all over again, after enduring the pain of having Angie steal her husband seven years ago. NOW, Jen wants revenge! ... At that point, Justin said it would be best if they indefinitely postponed their wedding plans. He doesn't want to be drawn any deeper into the twisted soap opÂera of Jen, Brad and Angie."
The term "twisted soap opera" pretty much sums it up. Sadly, if all this is true, then Jennifer Aniston seems to be in dire need of some therapy. The woman is rich, über famous, and at the peak of her sexuality. She could have any man she wants. While Brad Pitt was obviously the great love of her life, he has also obviously gone on with his life and he's not likely to return to her. It's time for little heartbroken Jenny to stop whining and move on. As for her "indefinitely postponed' fiancé, whether he eventually weds La Aniston or not, he's already ahead of the game. Prior to his affair with Jen, no one had ever heard of him. Now, everybody knows his name.
Wake up, Jen. It seems like you're the only one in this weird triangle (rectangle?) who isn't getting what he or she wants. Time for a reality check.
Just saying.
© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker andA Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.
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