Whenever Jennifer Aniston starts dating someone new, all the tabloids want to talk about is how she's "finally" going to get remarried and have babies. But for a while now, it has seemed like the tabloids got bored of the wedding/pregnancy storyline and were mainly reporting that she and Justin Theroux have been having various problems and are on the verge of splitting. But a couple weeks ago Life & Style jumped back on the "babies!" bandwagon, and now In Touch is doing the same.
In Touch (via Celebitchy.com) is claiming that Jennifer, who usually has salad and wine, instead ate pizza and avoided booze while dining with friends May 11—and that means she's pregnant.
"She drank sparkling water, a Diet Coke and a non-alcoholic beer," a "source" dishes to the mag, adding that the "normally carb-averse actress" then "polished off 'an entire basket of bread and a pizza.'"
This sounds like the Jessica Simpson "eat a ton of garbage" pregnancy diet. The next thing you know, Jennifer will be eating buttered Pop-Tarts and Taco Bell!
Given all the times the tabloids have been wrong about Jennifer being pregnant before, it's fairly safe to say In Touch is wrong again. (And In Touch obviously isn't too confident in its own reporting, since usually a Jennifer "pregnancy" makes a magazine's cover, but this one is nowhere to be found on In Touch's cover this week.) Not drinking alcohol at one meal doesn't mean anything. Besides, Jennifer quit smoking a few months ago (and the resulting weight gain made people think she was pregnant), so maybe now she's trying to lay off the alcohol too in a bid to get healthier. And if she was pregnant, why would she drink a Diet Coke? A lot of doctors don't want pregnant women to have any caffeine, and it's doubtful the restaurant had caffeine-free Diet Coke. It looks like In Touch had a few extra pages to fill this week and just got lazy.
What do you think? Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? Was she just really hungry that night? Sound off in the comments!
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