Predictably, Biebs' favorite dating activity is going out to eat. And why not, he still a growing boy--er--man. Whatever. Although he didn't mention his favorite restaurants, all true beliebers already know they include Sizzlers, Olive Garden, and Benihana's.
When it comes to giving girls gifts, JB is astonishingly low-key and traditional.
"Probably...although girls like diamonds and stuff," advises Justin, "they also like the simple things. Like flowers and candy..."
Well, that's a relief. After all, not every aspiring boyfriend can afford diamonds--or a Staples Center rental for the night.
But what about Justin's gifts? What sorts of presents does he like receiving from girls? He likes to receive cards for "different things." Some are gift cards "like for free massages and stuff." When asked if he meant sexual favor cards, Justin grinningly denied it.
"No, not sexual favors," JB smirked--er--smiled. "Different things. Nice things. Like...'do laundry.' "
Justin loves getting free laundry and massage cards. Who knew? Well, Selena Gomez probably did, but who else would have guessed?
Anyway, moving right along, Justin Bieber really likes his women dressed in short-shorts. Duh. Surely almost everyone has noticed how often Selena Gomez shows up on the red carpet in designer outfits featuring short-shorts, and she's photographed a lot in daisy dukes. Now, you know why. To reiterate: "Duh."
As for Justin Bieber's favorite pick up line, click here.
And then watch him explain his dating tips in person--sort of--on the video below.
Never Say Never.
Â© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.