Nina Dobrev recently did a super sexy photo shoot with Esquire Magazine. Not only did Nina do the entire shoot in bed, she wore a bra-bearing diaphanous top. What will Ian Somerhalder say?
Alas, the answer is probably "Not much." La Dobrev's so-called sexy pics are actually pretty tame. The only thing the Vampire Diaries beauty bares is her black lace trimmed bra, and she doesn't really show very much of that. Although she strikes some provocative poses sprawled on a huge white feather bed with her raven hair tousled about her shoulders on the pillow, it's all a tease. But maybe that's the point. Since vampires can't have real sex, perhaps they don't do really sexy photo shoots, either. Although, the least La Dobrev could have done was remove her semi see-through white shirt.
Much more exciting than the photos was the accompanying video when Nina rolls around on the bed striking various poses while winking, pouting, giggling, twirling locks of her hair, and offering her audience some playful come hither looks. Oddly, the "sexy" photo shoot section of the video ends with Nina slamming the bedroom door in the audience's faces. But don't worry, she opens it again, only this time she makes no pretense of being sexy. Instead, she launches into a comedy routine. Seriously. Reclining on fluffy white pillows, she regales her viewers with a joke about a man who's bitten by a poisonous snake, and his friend to runs for the doctor and gets some unwelcome advice about first aid and so he— Oh well, you can see Nina Dobrev's photo shoot and hear her tell the joke in her own words on video by clicking here.
Enjoy.
Note to Nina Dobrev: The joke was mildly amusing, but with all due respect, Honey, don't give up your day job.
© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.



