Rihanna Tweets about Sex on Yacht with Chris Brown?

With all the speculation about Rihanna's liaison with her abuser--er-ex boyfriend, Chris Brown, it's become almost impossible to figure out what's really happening. Are they or aren't they in contact, in love, hooking up, texting, and/or sending smoke signals to each other? And now that Mr. Breezy has kicked the long-suffering Karrueche Tran to the curb, things have become even crazier. Rumor has it that CB landed on board RihRih's yacht in St. Tropez. Yet some say his presence in the south of France has nothing to do with the Barbadian singer. So, what is the truth? Are RihRih and CB together, or aren't they?

Obviously only the two lunatics--er--parties involved know the true state of their relationship, but according to Media Take Out, the "Umbrella" singer and her batterer may not be officially back together, but they have definitely had some "sexy time" on board the lady's yacht. Yes, Chris Brown and Rihanna have finally hooked up and done the deed. The proof reportedly lies, as always, in the crazy couple's tweets.

"This is not rumor," proclaimed MTO. "It's fact." And, amazingly enough, they might be right.

Reportedly, it all started when Mr. Breezy went to France, chartered a helicopter, and had it land on RihRih's yacht. After which he tweeted: "Landed on the boat."

Original.

According to MTO, RihRih and CB then "kicked it with a group of friends, then retired to their room where they spent the night together." The "Birthday Cake" singer woke up and immediately tweeted:

"Last Night was beautiful."

Well, there's no accounting for taste. Reportedly, the two new (old?) lovebirds will soon announce that they are officially reunited.

Good grief.

So, there you have it. The only thing that sounds a tad unreal about this story is the timing. After being deprived of each other's company for so long, would CB and his lady-love really waste time "kicking it" with friends before retiring to the bedroom? That doesn't sound very likely. On the other hand, with these two nut jobs, anything is possible

Stay tuned.

© Hope Carson 2012

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.

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