A "devastated" Robert Pattinson has moved out of the house he and Kristen Stewart once shared. Now, having apparently given up on getting him back anytime soon, KStew has also left the once happy Hollywood Hills love nest and headed for parts unknown. But wait. Someone else used to inhabit that house with the famous Twilight ex-lovebirds. Someone who was dear to them both. Someone they adopted together when he was just a little thing and whom they fully intended to bring up to be a happy healthy adult. That someone is, of course, Rob's and Kristen's adorable and probably bewildered dog, Bear. Where is he now that his human parents have gone their separate ways? And more importantly, who will get custody of the poor canine tyke? His mom or his dad?
Poor Bear. Like any tween or teen caught between two warring parents, he's probably bewildered and angry that his happy home has been disrupted. Hopefully, he doesn't blame himself. Of course, his biggest worry right now is who will get custody of him if his human parental units fail to reconcile. Whether Bear has a preference as to where he wants to live and with whom is unknown. And actually, it doesn't matter. His wishes won't be considered in the final decision of who gets custody. Poor Bear.
Hopefully, since both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart always seemed to love and take care of their adopted "child" equally, they'll probably share custody. Some sort of schedule will no doubt be worked out whereby Bear will spend part of each year/month/week with his Snow White and the Huntsman star mom, and the other part with his Cosmopolis pop. Hopefully, that will work out for him. And hopefully, he won't be so traumatized by the split that he'll require counselling.
Keep your head up, Bear. You too, human parental units.
Â© Hope Carson 2012