Rumor has it that Miley Cyrus' new hairdo has really impressed Charlie Sheen. He thinks it's a real winner. In fact the Anger Management star is so taken with the "Party in the U.S.A." singer's blond, semi-shaved, pixie cut that he's taken to practically propositioning her on Twitter. Which he is, of course, perfectly free to do. The only problem is La Cyrus has a fiancé--The Hunger Games star, Liam Hemsworth. What will Liam say? Forget about what he'll say. The more critical question is: Will he punch the rock star from Mars in the mouth?
"Charlie IS THE [bomb icon]."
The obviously easily flattered Sheen responded with his customary enthusiasm.
"Idk, w/that new haircut Miles . . . You're the [bomb icon.] Come watch the show at my place! XO."
And that's how romance begins. Or not. Whatever.
Anyway, there you have it. This isn't the first time Miley Cyrus and Charlie Sheen have crossed paths in cyberspace. Back in the day, circa 2011, when Sheen was in the middle of his mega meltdown, Miley suddenly reactivated her Twitter account. Later she tweeted that she had done so for the sole purpose of following Charlie Sheen. Right. Whatever.
Liam, looks like the ball's in your court.
© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.
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