It's true. Alana Thompson, star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, has a bodyguard. A photo recently surfaced of her getting dropped off back home from her day at school in the company of her bodyguard.
EOnline features the photo on its website, and once you've seen it you'll have just one word in mind.
First of all, this little 6-year-old girl is obnoxious. No one would want to steal her. And if they did, no one in her self-professed redneck family would pay much in ransom. The whole family only makes a reported $40,000 per season, so it's not like they're rolling in the dough.
What might be interesting to find out is if this same bodyguard hauls Thompson and her mother June Shannon to and from the beauty pageants the child competes in. Is this poor guy privy to the conversations that must take place en route to the pageants in the back seat of that SUV?
Poor guy. There isn't enough money in the world for a job like that and he'll soon figure this out. Unless TLC is paying him handsomely to guard Honey Boo Boo and her hillbilly family--and to chauffeur them around, too--he'd be way better off flipping burgers at Mickey D's.
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