What do Miley Cyrus and the controversy-embattled Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, have in common? According to the Daily Mail UK, they may share an aversion to wearing tops. In a series of pap-snapped photos of La Cyrus driving to LAX to meet her fiancÃ©, Liam Hemsworth, she looks like she could be naked above the waist. And considering the former Hanna Montana star's penchant for displaying skin... Yikes. Has Miley finally snapped?
"She often steps out to red carpet events wearing fairly revealing outfits," intoned the Daily Mail. "But it would appear Miley Cyrus went one step further yesterday (Tuesday) when she seemingly headed out in her car totally topless. ...it would seem as though she was attempting to attract her beau's attention by flashing a whole lot of flesh in his direction."
Unless Miley Cyrus has had a total break with reality, she would never do anything as crazy as driving around half-naked. And certainly not to the airport of all places--a location probably filled with not only paparazzi but also police. As if.
Of course, as you can see in the photos by clicking here, the "Party in the U.S.A." singer does indeed look a tad under-dressed. But it's all an illusion. Even the Mail finally admitted that she was probably clad in a low-cut strapless dress or top which, combined with "the position of her steering wheel gave the illusion that she had stepped out completely topless." Plus, the fact that Hemsworth neither hit the roof nor fainted dead away was also a good indication that her strategic upper body parts were adequately concealed.
Still, going topless would have been a hot way to greet her fiancÃ© after a long separation. Or even a brief one. Perhaps all the speculation will give Miley ideas and she'll actually do it next time--hopefully safely, securely, and above all hidden from view in the back of a chauffeur-driven limo complete with tinted glass windows and partition.
Just a suggestion.
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Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.