Well, hello there! So said one of Jennifer Lopez's nipples to an audience in Bologna, Italy, last Thursday when it escaped from the confines of the sexy singer's outfit while she was performing. Yes, J.Lo suffered yet another wardrobe malfunction, her second in the space of one week.
Granted, it's pretty easy for her to show more than she intended once in a while, given the kinds of skimpy clothes--if you can call them that--she wears onstage. This time it was a sheer catsuit with strategically placed sequins. Obviously the strategy didn't completely work.
No word on exactly how long it took to correct the error, or whether, amid all the dancing and gyrating, anyone in the audience except the first few rows really got a good look. But it's probably safe to say that at least some of them didn't mind in the least. After all, it's Jennifer Lopez, people.
Cheap titillation aside, though, what's the big deal? Ever since Janet Jackson's slip at the 2004 Super Bowl more or less coined the term, wardrobe malfunctions have become almost routine, and with everything you can see on the Internet, it's not like a female breast or nipple is a mystery to anyone these days.
But of course you have to look anyway. Check out the photo (NSFW, naturally) at the link above, or here. C'mon, you know you want to!