Robert Pattinson is certainly coming up with some interesting ideas lately. After making the momentous announcement that he'd like to write his own "reverse" version of E.L. James' famous "mommie porn" novel Fifty Shades of Grey, Rob has recently blurted out a new ambition. He wants to be a porn director. Before a million twihards have seizures, RPattz has no intention of moving to the San Fernando Valley and creating a boxed collection of triple x-rated DVDs. No, he wants to direct sex scenes in regular movies. Just the sex scenes. The rest of the films will have to be directed by somebody else.
So what makes RPattz think he's qualified for such specialized work? Why, it was the improvisation he did in his sex scenes with Kristen Stewart in Breaking Dawn Parts One and Two, of course. According to sources, Rob was "so impressed with his moves that he thinks he should be in charge." And he's modest too.
"I haven't even seen the scene and I feel like I did half of it by myself," beamed KStew's beau. "The only thing I really remember is doing the thing on her clothes [pulling down her zipper] which was my idea, of course it was my idea. If you notice the little thing ... we kind of end up at the top [of the bed] and that was my idea as well because we made a little rig for it and that was my idea. I should be a director, just for sex scenes. Other than that I just remember staring into the camera and trying to make sexy faces..."
So, there you have it. It's simple logic. Robert Pattinson pulls down a zipper, invents a "little rig" for a bed, makes sexy faces into the camera, and voila! He's an expert at directing sex scenes.
You guys at Vivid Entertainment had better move over. A new kid may be coming to town.
Note to Kristen Stewart: You've got to learn to hide that vodka, honey.
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Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.