Susan Boyle, the Britain's Got Talent shocker, is looking for a man. The 51-year-old Scottish singer wants to find someone just like Donny Osmond to settle down with.
According to a report from Radar Online, Boyle appeared alongside Donny Osmond back in September on Dancing With the Stars, and being in close proximity to the Osmond Brothers singer rendered the poor girl useless. She stared at
her feet the whole time she sang!
Boyle has enjoyed incredible success since breaking on to the music scene as a frumpy woman who'd spent her life caring for her aged mom. Now—a bit more refined, but still rather socially inept, she wants someone she can spend her life with.
"She's achieved more than she ever dreamed of in life—but there's just one thing that's missing. Susan really wants a man to share the fruits of her success with," a source says.
It seems Susan has drawn up a list of specific criteria the man of her dreams must possess.
"Her ideal man would be a Donny Osmond type, she recently sang a duet with him on her new album and was absolutely enamored and bowled over by his good looks and charm," the source explains.
Bowled over? She almost tipped over!
"It's Susan's preference to date a man who is well-groomed and dresses classically. Good teeth are a must, and she likes her men to be tanned. It's also important to her that he has a strong love of family and moral fortitude. Oh, and he MUST love cats!" the source adds.
Do you have any suggestions in mind of a man for Susan Boyle? There must be someone in the British royal family who'd be a suitable suitor, don't you think? Might Kate Middleton, Prince William or even Queen Elizabeth have a stray relative kicking around? Oh, that's right, too. Susan wants a man with good teeth.
It's back to the drawing board on that one! Does Scotland have a royal family, too?
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